Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

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beyond simp

This is a term used to define one when he does a simp move that is way too simpy to be considered a simp move.

Kyle is hosting a party to celebrate after Pokimane mentioned his name after he donated his entire student loan. He is beyond simp

by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020

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Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

by Shmup May 6, 2020

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Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

by Itshimagain March 19, 2020

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Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.

*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”

by Suduisjdjsjdkdjisanibba April 6, 2020

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