cunt says no

An expression of disapproval from a female in relation to a suggested sexual partner.

ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.

"He's very nice, but I just can't go there... cunt says no!"

by Bonhilda September 28, 2009

UCMJ says 16's OK

A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.

Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20

#1

Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy

Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old

Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK

#2

Guy 1: 16 will get you 20

Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK

by Mr. Tiddlesworth June 6, 2010

cookie says

Shortened form of "I have a cookie that says...", meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.

Cookie says that will rain tommorow.

by vinnie September 23, 2008

SAYS THE HENCHMAN

The comeback NOONE can argue with

"YO SHOES ARE UGLY!!!!!!!"
"says the henchman"

"Discord is so henchmanic"
"says the henchman"

by notanash September 25, 2020

Senior Says

When playing cards with a senior citizen and they make all the rules to work in his/her favor.

We thought we were playing Gin Rummy with Dana's grandma; but as the rules kept changing we realized we were actually just playing a game of Senior Says.

by uproutetree October 17, 2009

Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

Saiman Says

Saiman Says is the most underrated youtuber of India. Also known as Sanp for betraying his bj friend carryminati. His real name is Saimandar Waghdhare. He is now Dark Saiman because he was not getting content and views. Pink Saiman is better.

Saiman Says is the most underrated youtuber of India.

by shinchan_simp January 27, 2022