Rusty Clarinet

The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.

Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.

by Jack Meoff IV December 18, 2006

Rusty Nail

A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.

"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."

by Mr. Hardware August 25, 2008

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

rusty pelican

While engaging in intercourse on the beach, at an oportune time the man pulls out his member dips it in the sand and then reinserts into the womens vagina.

I gave that bitch a rusty pelican.

by hardCor September 25, 2006

rusty p

A red headed person that tries too hard. Generally this person is overwieght. Also has an obsession with Notre Dame.

Why dont you lose some wieght Rusty P.

by Jehung April 27, 2005

Rusty Bolkey

Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance

"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"

by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008

rusty fly stop

2 or more participants needed
each of u puts your finger up your bum untill u get a nugget
then stick your fingers in the air and the first person to get a fly land on there finger is the winner.

rusty fly stop

by mabookevern February 10, 2009