knob robber

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.

ted is being such a knob robber today

by jon zieba August 1, 2008

arjen robben

One of the best football players in the world, but hated by butthurt Mexicans.

Butthurt Mexican: Arjen Robben sucks! He dived!
Non butthurt person: Get over it, sore loser!

by Shia Labeauf December 24, 2016

Dirty Roben

When you are sitting on your partners face and you are shoving a dildo up their ass and they throw up into your asshole.

My girlfriend was acting up so I gave her a dirty roben.

by mr uno pumpo December 15, 2020

pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

robert d

swag

robert d= swag

by realsteal October 27, 2011

robert mahoney

the most amazing guy in the world, who will make you fall for him with in seconds, who always know what to say and make your day better and keeps you smibg no matter what, also GREAT in bed... And usually has a big dick, but knows how to treat a girl, very loyal and faithful and trustworthy

I wish I had Robert Mahoney in my life

by yenoham October 11, 2015