Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.

If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.

by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021

Richard

Another word for ridiculous

My nose sounds like a kazoo, this is Richard

by ChristianGreyisGay April 20, 2021

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Recon Richard

A type of player in Call of Duty: Warzone who spends the entire match completing Recon Contracts in order to know the location of the final circle.

"Oh man, I got killed in the final circle by a Recon Richard!"

by Warzone_Vocabulary June 2, 2021

Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

Daniel Richard Bernier

The sexist man on Earth. Smart, compassionate, fun, caring, always honest, and loving. He has the body of a Greek God. He has muscles for days, and eyes you could get lost in. He is a good man, but also very naughty. He is truly one of a kind. If you're lucky enough to meet him, your life will be forever changed.

I met Daniel Richard Bernier the other day, and he held me down with just one arm!

by Kazzy505 June 3, 2021