Put men in rice

Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.

'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay

by Djpjcat March 19, 2023

Hitting a rice krispy

when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.

Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 12, 2023

Indian rice show

20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.

"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"

"Hell yeah, it was hot!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 14, 2014

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

Not big soup rice

When the rare specimen pootus bird claims the ultimate victory, as result the defeated enemy must feel all the shame possible, making it obvious how pathetic/coward he was.

Pootus bird: Pootis POW! You are ded, not big soup rice!
Screaming eagle: How could this happen to me... i made my mistakes...

by LuizOMokey October 21, 2018

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"

by Soaking69 June 14, 2015

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023