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Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
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Reverse-Habanero

Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.
Hey mate.. you just reverse-habaneroed yourself!
by Gohikeacanyon February 25, 2020
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Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.
David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!
by NanFreak December 3, 2019
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reverse tittifuck

having a girl lay down you sitting on her face facing her belly, her facing the back of your ass while you tutti fuck her and she licking your ass at the same time.
I finally got to reverse tittifuck my hot student teacher for the first time.
by HankTheTank69 May 10, 2016
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Falling In Reverse

Damn it Tommy! Why is there a Falling In Reverse in the kitchen?!
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 23, 2023
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reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.
Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!
by Bevrore June 28, 2019
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reverse shanghai

When someone tries to give away something to you hidden in a deal.
I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.
by Maveric80 February 5, 2018
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