retardeeze

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

by muchosucko June 26, 2008

Retardec

The disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of retarded. The cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had retardec. If used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. This disease is regularly non-contagious, but depending on the case, it can be. On the grammer of the word, it is is normally mispronounced with the S as a K, when in fact, it sounds like a S.

"Man, my computer has Retardec! It's running so slow, it is a Mac, but it should be able to run Crysis 2, right?

by Dr. Megawarp January 26, 2012

retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

retarted love

what people coin as "young love" and believe everything will work out the way they want it to.

young love is great isn't it?
No, nigga are you stupid, its retarded love.
what is retarded love?
retarted love is when you think love is everything in the world

by life in a nutshell January 18, 2015

rebtarded

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

Retardidus

Retardidus is when you have no brain ,and have no brains

Brennen has retardidus

by Baller Swan July 7, 2016