religion

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.

While in 'nam, I found religion.

by love2lindy May 13, 2005

religious freedom

Something the Republicans cite whenever they want to discriminate against LGBT people, but forget about when they literally ban Muslims.

The Republicans have lost all right to use the term "religious freedom."

by Catty McGee February 11, 2017

religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!

in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week

by tzadik770 October 19, 2008

gentlemen's relish

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

Comic Relief

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.

Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.

by kharazi November 17, 2009

religion

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.

A code of honor is one type of religion.

by karri0n October 17, 2003

Relicon

To be used in lieu of "Religious Conservative" when describing such a creature.

"that darn relicon outlawed abortion!!"

by Z. A. Johnson July 10, 2005