Riding goofy

When you're a lesbian and you fuck with your left hand, but you're right handed.

She had to get surgery on her right hand, thank God she's riding goofy.

by emmapleaseee October 6, 2020

reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.

Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!

by Evilogin October 11, 2020

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020

Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020

Reading Simulator

A term typically used to describe any video game that has very little gameplay other than reading dialogues.

“Have you played (insert game here)?”

“nah I don’t play boring reading simulators.”

by mcwixard January 2, 2021

riding my rollercoaster

HOP DA FUCK OFF MY WOOD BRUH

tell yo bitch to stop riding my rollercoaster

by zombofromdaJ February 4, 2021