long grain rice

a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.

James has long grain rice in his drive way.

by JGRIBBZ October 4, 2012

Indian rice show

20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.

"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"

"Hell yeah, it was hot!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 14, 2014

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011

Not big soup rice

When the rare specimen pootus bird claims the ultimate victory, as result the defeated enemy must feel all the shame possible, making it obvious how pathetic/coward he was.

Pootus bird: Pootis POW! You are ded, not big soup rice!
Screaming eagle: How could this happen to me... i made my mistakes...

by LuizOMokey October 21, 2018

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"

by Soaking69 June 14, 2015

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023