water pussy

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water

That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing

by Nealemilee September 3, 2017

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pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina

Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

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Pussy on the Tracks

Cats on the subway tracks.

"Pussy on the Tracks"
Laura you can't hide forever!

by Movie Plex 9 January 21, 2009

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reupholstered pussy

When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.

Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.

by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2010

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A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.

Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 2, 2005

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