Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016
Get the Donkey Punch mug.Punching up is a term use when someone engages in a conflict with an adversary who has greater power/status then themselves. It's also known by the phrase: "Speaking truth to power". The antonym of "Punching up" would be "Punch down", wherein someone engages in a conflict with an adversary who has less power/status then themselves.
Person 1: What does it mean to "punch up"?
Person 2: Well, say that you engage a Feminist in a debate. You would be punching up since Feminism is the status quo (Meaning it has societal power/status.) and debating it in any form would mean having to challenge someone with more power than you yourself has. You're "punching up" at the person who is above you.
Person 2: Well, say that you engage a Feminist in a debate. You would be punching up since Feminism is the status quo (Meaning it has societal power/status.) and debating it in any form would mean having to challenge someone with more power than you yourself has. You're "punching up" at the person who is above you.
by Saudades December 4, 2015
Get the Punch up mug.The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
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This word describes the action of one person striking another wherein the attacker takes the victim completely by surprise. The act is intentional and employed by the attacker to gain an advantage over a victim. Often times, the victim likely did not have his guard up; was trying to avoid an argument/fight; did not want to fight.
This attack is most frequntly used by cowards, snitches, African American thugs (verifiable on YouTube video play), ghetto hood rats, Florence Mayweather, Tito Ortiz, and Sharkeisha.
This word describes the action of one person striking another wherein the attacker takes the victim completely by surprise. The act is intentional and employed by the attacker to gain an advantage over a victim. Often times, the victim likely did not have his guard up; was trying to avoid an argument/fight; did not want to fight.
This attack is most frequntly used by cowards, snitches, African American thugs (verifiable on YouTube video play), ghetto hood rats, Florence Mayweather, Tito Ortiz, and Sharkeisha.
Mortimer: That first hit, when Tyrone punched Versace in the grill, was one hell of a knock out blow!
Otto: Are you kidding? He didn't see it coming! It was a total sucker punch.
Mortimer: Yeah, well it ended the fight quick.
Otto: Are you kidding? He didn't see it coming! It was a total sucker punch.
Mortimer: Yeah, well it ended the fight quick.
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