Poon

Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.

1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!

by raj yin June 4, 2010

poon

someone who sniffs bicycle seats/chairs ect

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"I sniff bycycle seats" - "You filthy poon"

by xrsize May 16, 2008

poonage

A fine piece of tail.

K's old lady is one hot bit of poonage.

by Zonker Harris May 10, 2005

moon poon

pussy that is so good you think your on the moon

Yo man, that chick has some moon poon.

by asdfosfoadsfodsf October 23, 2008

poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006