german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.
ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!
by a_pecker_head October 09, 2017
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texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside
I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot
by chilliwillie April 13, 2015
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unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.
Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!
by malevolentmango September 13, 2016
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pot quality conversation

Conversations that are as intellectually thought provoking, while completely sober; as they appear to be, while you're stoned.
My father and I always had, pot quality conversations, when I was growing up.
by Mineareallgonnabestupid March 27, 2017
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going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one February 16, 2011
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Mexican pot pie

When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.
I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.
by Cheechanator August 24, 2013
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cold wieners In a pot

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life
You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner
by Theratspajamas February 06, 2023
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