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Patrick

A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.
by Rooster. June 14, 2020
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patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have
by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick the star
by anonymous September 14, 2024
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Patrick Fisher

The guy with a HUGE penis. His ass is also godly.
Friend: "Wow! Patrick, your ass is out of this world!"
Patrick Fisher: "Thanks buddy!, you don't need to tell me, just feel me!"
by TwitchDruidMystic October 30, 2018
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A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.
Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.
by garboojizz November 24, 2021
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Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so embarassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol its lit
by yike___________ December 16, 2019
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