Photon

A breast that is massive in size

I love those photonz !

by Twin # 1 April 6, 2003

photobomb

the explosion of tagged pictures from multiple sources to a person's facebook page after an event.

when i got back from mexico my facebook page was photobombed.

by rmashate November 2, 2009

Phomogat

A person that pictures a homosexual haveing sex with him/ or her

Last night this crazy Phomogat was masterbateing with out looking at anything

by Mr_Cheeseteak December 23, 2005

phonocide

When A person(usually teenager) cracks their own phone screen on purpose.

Person 1: Hey did you hear lists' phone cracked

Person 2:Really didn't she get it yesterday

Person 1: yea but it wasn't the 5s so she committed phonocide to get another one

by SteveAzard November 12, 2013

Canadian Photographer

When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.

Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.

by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006

Evil Photocopier

The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.

Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job

by The one called he who is the person from that place you thought of. July 31, 2007

Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".

Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.

by Ivan P February 28, 2008