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Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome

A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.

Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012
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palmberg

A perverted pedophile who preys on small children, especially boys. Particularly enjoys getting a hot lunch from small boys.
That guy likes little boy shit in a bag. What a palmberg.
by smellslikecheese November 23, 2007
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Palmsun

I have thought a new word Palmsun or also can be sayed Palmingsun that also means California. I don't think that it is good. But I added it.

example: I'd like to live in Palmsun
by Andrius, Lithuania March 12, 2008
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Palmspin

To palmspin is to use your palm on one spot of the steering wheel to turn it rapidly more than once in one direction, often accompanied by using the right hand on the seat next to you to turn and look what's behind you when reversing. This common maneuver is an easy and fast way to spin the wheel with one hand when the other hand is bracing your torso so you can turn around to look behind you.
Cmon man, Hugh Grant didn't mean to hit the papparazzi with his car, he just had lube on his hands so he couldn't palmspin the wheel!
by CadillacquesJacques June 27, 2009
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palmtrick

1. A person that is sly, sneaky, and brilliant in many aspects.
2. A trick that has been played on someone else in a sneaky way.
1. Wow, that girl sure is a palmtrick, especially since she planned that awesome prank!
2. I can't believe we pulled off that palmtrick!
by palmtricker May 27, 2009
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Palmolester

The action of a really creepy person inappropriately extending the length of a handshake.
Kim: That guy just shook my and and wouldn't let go...
Georgia: OMG he is such a palmolester!!!
by Captain Magic September 1, 2009
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palmahawk

A palmahawk is an act of violence committed only in times of tire need. It involves a palms-forward double handed slap to both of the recipients cheeks, along with a knee to the crotch area. It mostly sucks for the recipient.
Tom: I had to palmahawk Joey last night.
Fred: Why? Don't you know those are only for the worst case scenarios and emergencies?
Tom: Yeah, but I found out he was sleeping with my new girlfriend, plus- he's a tool.
by blackbeltman December 7, 2009
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