cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.
We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .
by Colly Color April 05, 2016
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brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014
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Silk Brain

The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.
"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."
by Ridicculus June 22, 2009
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piss brains

1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.
A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)
by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004
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Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related
got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.
by the nut job November 05, 2010
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brain snap

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.
the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"
by trinie July 31, 2006
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