Teacher: "Hey quiet kid, do you have your homework?"
Quiet kid: "No but i have this!" *Pulls out firearm*
Student: " IS THAT A FUCKING GUN-"
*PEW PEW*
*student died*
Quiet kid: "No but i have this!" *Pulls out firearm*
Student: " IS THAT A FUCKING GUN-"
*PEW PEW*
*student died*
by Snowflake12 May 16, 2023
via Ultimate Classic Rock website:
“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”
“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”
“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”
“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”
by cheater October 07, 2020
Something that doesn’t exists in America
by Shreklynn January 20, 2021
A Gun that is like a Shotgun but with instakill lasers. Mainly found in Opposer VR, in a hidden place, including other hidden guns.
by PocketPallie March 31, 2022
A person, typically, but not necessarily white and male, who is pedantic about gun terminology. This pedant is not academic in nature but rather used as a tool for gate keeping, or for belitting critics.
Not to be confused with gun nut.
Not to be confused with gun nut.
Person: "These assholes were out in the woods behind my house rapidly emptying 50 round clips with an assault rifle all afternoon."
Gun Hen: "Acshully, your an ignorint libtard, its not a clip dummy. And it isnt not a asalt rifle".
Person: "STFU gun hen, way to miss the point."
Gun Hen: "Acshully, your an ignorint libtard, its not a clip dummy. And it isnt not a asalt rifle".
Person: "STFU gun hen, way to miss the point."
by t3r5 March 13, 2021
I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”
My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.
by martinatty December 20, 2009
When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"
"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"
by StraightBusiness January 26, 2015