Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.

I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.

by Gooberocity October 17, 2019

Knee-knocky

Noun; A pillow (standard or body pillow) designated for use between one’s legs/knees.

“Ever since she’s gotten pregnant, she refuses to sleep without a knee-knocky.”

“ Ugh, I left my knee-knocky at home!”

by gonnagetyourgizzard2019 July 02, 2019

Woblle stone coblle stone knees

When sombody usaly a fighter gets many injurys over time cuasing his knees to be weaker and more vunrebal

He is gona lose tge fight if they kick up his woblle stone coblle stone knees

by Woble stone coblle stone October 23, 2023

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat

I have a bad case of drivers knee

by Hankhill69 October 25, 2022