Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Knee Knocker

A person who sends you on a wild goose chase for something that's not real.

Bro, you are such a Knee Knocker!"

by NessPlays64 September 29, 2025

Damn Knee

When your knee has a bump under it caused by a tendon popping out from growing too fast, formally known as osgood schlatters, usually most males in middle school will have it, hurts if pressure is applied

John: Yo are you okay your limping
Ryan: Yea I'm all good it's just my damn knee

by 8th Grade Trapper April 15, 2017

Knee Shooters

Tits that droop to an extent they appear closer to the woman's knees than mid chest. Typically observed on women with large breasts lacking firmness. Breasts that hang and sway like a pendulum. Often seen on older women, obese women, and women that do not wear a bra.

Damn! All the women in that picture in National Geographic had knee shooters!

by Popeye's Weenus April 4, 2023