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Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
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Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023
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No wheel

I heard Nicole got into a car accident, that girl has no wheel.
by spacecadetnic March 8, 2021
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Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus
I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.
by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
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Wheeled

Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.
How many times do you think I’ll get “Wheeled” at Hootiefest this weekend?
by HoltCouture January 23, 2022
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The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.
"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.
by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024
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Death on Wheels

a vehicle, especially a car, that is perceived as being dangerous, reckless, or prone to causing accidents, often due to its speed, aggressive driving style, or poor condition.
“You see how that nigga crashing out?” That nigga death on wheels.
by OGKush556 March 14, 2025
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