Selfie Talk

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.

Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!

by JoePassive October 18, 2018

mock talk

When you talk about something that literally no one has any clue, or create an inside joke that only a select few find funny while everyone else finds completely ridiculous.

Seth: OMG sup y'all
Olivia: Heyyyyyyy ;)
Seth: When J.E doesn't anything about the closing arguments HAHA
Olivia: Omg ikr!
Hanny: Omg wtf stop the mock talk...

by #calor June 14, 2016

DC Talk

Best Christian Contemporary Rock Band ever, far better than whatever Hillsong or Jeremy Camp or whatever is.

Me: "What's your favorite Christian song?"
Normie: "Hosanna in the highes-" (Proceeds to get punched)
Chad: "WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY HEAR THAT I'M A JEEEEEEESUS FREAK!" (Cheers erupt as sick guitar plays)
Me: "Yes indeed, DC Talk is the best christian band ever"

by Pewkiplier August 12, 2021

talk to Reagan

Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.

I've got to go talk to Reagan.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

talk stopping

Aligning words in such a way that makes both thought and composition of sentence structure come to a complete stop Midway through responding to your talk stopping.

In a debate it was the talk stopping that brought me to Glory

by Zachariah J. Hoyt May 2, 2018

Roll Talk

Roll talks are the conversations you have while you are rolling. A roll talk is one of the deepest and most amazing conversations a person can have. The conversation is usually held between two people who are rolling, but it can also be one person who is rolling talking to someone who isn't.

Stacy: Dude, yesterday I had a roll talk with Luke. It was such an intense conversation. We talked about friendships, and graduation, and fate. I cried a few times when it got really intense.

Sammie: Wow that sounds amazing. You must have gotten pretty close last night.

by Smokah0ntass June 15, 2012

Shite talking

Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.

“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“

“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”

by Eefahh May 22, 2020