Straight Lyin

straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself

Yo straight lyin just stop

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018

group straight

To only to be sexually interested in 2 or more of the opposite sex at a time

You know that dude is group straight cuz he only fucks with two women at a time.

by (.)(.)00000 October 14, 2014

Super Straight

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.

Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

by bee movie guy's bitch April 6, 2023

Pulley Straight

To have a 4 card straight in a poker hand. Example: 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 is a Pulley Straight.

I lost a poker hand holding a Pulley Straight.

by JJ08er November 7, 2020

Straight Hole

A Vagina of any kind.

Kevin totally wants david's straight hole!

by STENT07 November 3, 2010

Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

straight edge

In the non poser sense (i.e. someone who actually stays committed and doesn't give in to the pressure to use substances and have tons of sex) Someone who chooses to live a clean life free of the iniquity of poisonous substances such as alcohol, tabacco, drugs, as well as refraining from sex when not accompanied by a strong emotional attachment. Doesn't have to beat up people but some choose to not because they are straight edge but because they are assholes. However, to be straight edge is to endure ridicule, bias, fear, and prejudice. But knowing that your stronger in your convictions than others gives you all the support you'll ever need knowing that you don't rely on a crutch to facilitate social functions and happiness cause straight edgers can socialize and have fun in a natural state.

stoner/alcoholic/idiot-"hey man want to inject poison straight into your body and be miserable from this day foward without said poison until you can no longer function as a person cause your slowly dying a painful agonizing death?"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"

by xDerekx September 14, 2005