Noah 

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.

Noah by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023

Noah 

A QUAKER BITCH that is rich asf

Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here

Noah by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023

noah 

hes kinda weird not gonna lie

bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah 

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah 

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

noah by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

NOAH 

NOAH ACTUALLY LOVES CHOLULA

Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...

NOAH by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023

Noah 

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

Noah by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023