ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

Cricket Ninja

Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.

The Cricket Ninjas are the best sporting team in history.

by the don October 31, 2004

Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.

Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.

by Spiderman aka Master Splinter May 4, 2011

ninja mist

The action of passing gas into ones fist, then opening your waiting threat into someones face.

John nailed Sean with the Ninja Mist yesterday, and nearly made him choke.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Ninja Sword

Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.

I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

ninja coin purse

When it is just to big to call it a "Ninja boot"

Holy shit son!!!!! Thats a big crazy ass ninja coin purse.

by Dana Abel March 4, 2008

Ninjadactyl

A teredactyl that has been tamed by ninjas.
It shoots fireballs and Ninja paratroopers fly off of them.

"OMG ninjadactyls are everywhere...run for your lives!!!!!!!!"

by bubbatheninja January 13, 2009