narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.

Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."

by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024

Narcirizzim

A potent blend of narcissism and irresistible charm. It's when someone is so full of themselves that their charisma is off the charts, making you question if you're in love or just being skillfully manipulated. Often found in social media influencers, self-proclaimed "gurus," and that one friend who can't stop talking about their own greatness.

Sarah: "I don't know why, but I keep getting drawn to guys who are all about themselves."
Jen: "Girl, that's straight-up Narcirizzim. They're basically using their charm to distract you from their ego!"

by BigLSharp September 2, 2024

Narcirizzum

A potent blend of narcissism and rizz that turns self-love into an art form. It's when someone is so into themselves that their ego becomes its own gravitational force, pulling you in with the sheer power of their overconfidence. You know they’re obsessed with themselves, but somehow, you just can’t look away.

Mike: "So, she spent 20 minutes talking about how she’s a gift to mankind. Then she asked if I could list her top five best qualities."
Tom: "Wow, that’s some hardcore Narcirizzum. Did you do it?"
Mike: "Yeah… and she corrected my list."

by BigLSharp September 2, 2024

Narcoleptic

Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day

One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.

by Humorescence September 6, 2024

narci

A narcissist person who just happens to be good at making vfx.

narci: I'm narci.

by Not an exhilarating person October 14, 2024

Narcipussy

“Narcipussy” (nar-si-pussy)or a “Narpusses” (nar-pus-is) refers to a woman or female who displays a personality trait characterized by an excessive preoccupation with oneself specifically in the vaginal region. This may include a strong sense of self importance, and a lack of empathy for others. People with narpussistic tendencies often seek admiration, have self entitlement and may often manipulate others to fulfill their needs or desires. People who display this behavior also are unwilling and unable to accept the appearance of other female reproductive systems that stray from that of their own likeness becoming what is known today as the “Narcipuss” (Nar-si-puss) .

She’s definitely a “Narcipuss” by the way she treats the other girls in the sorority knowing they have beef curtains.

I have a Narcipussy and im not afraid to use it!

by Thelazytoad December 21, 2024

Narcussy

Ajc. Related to or similar to “Narcipussy” and “Narpussistic”, “Narcussy” is a slang term for these words and is used as a nickname when describing someone else’s physical body part that displays a particular trait of being better than others or superior, so much so that public attention has been focused. Used to describe it on yourself aswell. Usually ment for women who display the same traits as a narcissist but with their vagina, under the assumption that theres is the best.

Damn she throwin that Narcussy everywhere!

by Thelazytoad December 21, 2024