Fag Muffin

The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.

Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!

by Joe GDawg May 1, 2006

Hot muffin

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Sugar Muffin

Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama

"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"

*Sugar Muffin walks by*

by robertuno April 25, 2011

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007

Skut Muffin

A cross between a skank and a slut.

Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

Chink Muffin

A derogatory term for an adorable asian.

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine

by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011