muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 22, 2016

muffs

the best food on the wirral. A local food supplier.. exceptional.

Muffs are the future basically.. like walls but with more class! (Sorry) harsh but true.

I'm going to Muffs to get a kick ass lunch and then decide what I'm gonna cook tonight fir Mrs.. man they have so much good stuff in there it's insane. I feel like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen..

by finn11 October 01, 2020

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen February 08, 2011

muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye February 28, 2014

blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 07, 2023