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monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
by Arntnok February 2, 2008
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penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.
Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!
by LauReNiZzLe March 16, 2005
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cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007
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green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
by Reppin617 July 8, 2004
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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
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3 headed monster

to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday
nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight

laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week
by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008
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monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size
dude, that guy is such a monster chode
by jrod21494 December 20, 2008
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