chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024

mongoloian moose knuckles

Same as camel toe on fatter and wider

Damn she smuggling mongoloian moose knuckles

by Bucknasty17 August 5, 2017

Moose Knuckle

Probably the name of some town in a flyover state.

I live in Moose Knuckle, Arkansas, and we have the world's biggest corn flake statue.

by andkri August 25, 2018

moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water

our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract

by anonymous January 13, 2024

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024