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MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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Moose

Moose aka Deshawn Merritt does indeed get to trim when the clock strikes 8pm leading him to do some unforeseen things.
by JStimp March 17, 2023
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Moosing

When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.
"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023
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Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever
by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025
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Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers
“I moose fucked sara so hard
by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025
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Moose leg

A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.

It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
Home girl looked like Elaine out there on the dance floor with her moose leg!
by Samsays678 May 20, 2025
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unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".
He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices
by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024
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