Monkey Diddler

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

Porch monkey

A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.

Porch monkeys are some of the best ass kissing people you've ever met!

by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017

computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations

She was working as a computer monkey at a bank

by ppauper March 25, 2005

Monkey Stomp

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.

by Big Poppa May 05, 2003

Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com

Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"

by Your Co-Founders & Semi-Compassionate Dictators For Life of ARMS February 17, 2005

Monkey Sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

by Neo2129 June 20, 2003