Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.

Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.

by McPartland February 24, 2008

high on monster

when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.

can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.

Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."

by notmyrealname,eh? May 25, 2009

Godless Douche Monster

(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch

Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!

by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009

Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

fat tittied monster

A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.

Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"

Bob- "which one, travis or david???"

Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"

by funnygal101 August 7, 2011

Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

by sarcastic August 28, 2003

I'm a monster

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009