mingecan

An insult made up by a grumpy dad from Leeds and directed at his young son for moaning at a zoo.

'Shut it Thomas, you mingecan'

by www.geocities.com/fingers_mcnasty October 8, 2004

mingeonaise

when a mans cocksauce mixes with a womans mingesauce

after sex she went to the bathroom with mingeonaise running down the inside of her legs

by wanbaw66 March 26, 2009

Mingertron

The name given to any form of retard, including social rejects and any other turds in general.
A name given to dispicably revolting people.
Occasionally, you may add a 4 digit number of your choice at the end, to make it sound cyber.

1.
Robby: Omg! Did you just ask what the number for 999 is?!
Chris: WOW, you are such a mingertron!

2.
Drulie: Wait, wait, wait... your telling me your mum named you Agamemnon!? Get out of my room you mingertron 4000!

by WeasleyKing July 14, 2009

Mingehead

A mingehead is a person who says or does silly, stupid or retarded things. If a person looks like a mingehead they are usually very ugly and quite scroaty/chavy. This person usually smells (has BO)and has greasy hair because they dont wash very often.

Haha! You look like a mingehead in those trainers

I wish u wouldn't be such a Mingehead

by kisshannahkisses January 10, 2010

Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

Midget Man

A small man who is increadibly small but often may just look ir feel small to your much larger supremecy. To be a midget man you must be very small otherwise you are a small man

Lucas us so small he is a midget man!

by The lamppost February 10, 2015