Minecraft

God,s greatest creation

person.1 do you wanna play fortnite
person.2 are you challenging my diamond sword?
person.1 then i guess it will be time for minecraft

by bälte September 16, 2019

Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.

'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth

by anonymous September 25, 2023

Minecraft

The cure for all sex

Minecraft helped me learn biology.

by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020

Minecraft

The most greatest fucking game your tiny little nuts have ever fucking seen.

Jill: hey did you hear about that Minecraft thing?
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.

by Adof trump September 25, 2019

Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018