Mason

Mason is a person with a fucking HUGE cock like I'm talkin 69 cm he's so sweet and has a big heart and a big penis

Oh that's mason what's he hiding in his boxers 🥰

by Jeff hsisns July 5, 2022

Bloc Mason

Bloc Mason is a 8block born GD.He is the top underground rapper in Tallahassee,Fl waiting to blow. It is said he joined forces with KKR Comity to progress his rap career.Be on the lookout for this young upcoming star.

Picture Bloc Mason in a Bloc Mansion.

by Iun2kn3ow4n January 2, 2021

Mason Helms

a disease known to cause retardness, idiotism and lack of brain cells. 1 chromosome away from being a potato.

He is a "Mason Helms."

by kubafx1234 November 21, 2024

Mason

Mason is a proper mad cunt, Many of he’s friends also say he’s a real good bloke.

Mason is easily one of the best blokes around

by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021

Mason Tackett

A 15 year old with a large penis and emotional issues.

"Hey did you hear about Mason Tackett?"
"Yea weird he got sent to willderness"

by ahhhhhhhhheeefe February 22, 2019

Mason The cringe

Allegedly watched two friends have sex in a school bathroom.

Mason The cringe is such a cool guy!

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025