by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020
Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin
by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019
When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 05, 2021
A narcissistic driving instructor
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863
by Marek Martin April 14, 2022
One of the greatest female and overall bodybuilders to step on the Universe . Might be mistaken by an elephant.
EX: Xiii oh maninho olha para aquelas costas , FODASSE.
-Ah aquela é a Luísa Martins , ela é GIGANTE.
PS: She's my english teacher as well .
-Ah aquela é a Luísa Martins , ela é GIGANTE.
PS: She's my english teacher as well .
by Urmomgaylolz June 05, 2018
by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022