12 March

"imma fuck the shit out of you" day
A day where you go up to your straight homies and say"Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what?!
Straight dude 1: Its 12 March

Straight dude 2: Fuckin gaeeeeeee!

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

March 25th

ava appreciation day. this is the day where you appreciate your friends named ava and how much you love them.

“do you know what day March 25th is?”
“yeah it’s national ava day”

by anonymous January 22, 2021

March 25

Go hug your dad who you've treated poorly since you were 7 because he never yelled at you and when he does he apoligizes the second after

Thats March 25 for you :(

by 24k_badd1e on YT March 25, 2021

March 6th

National "Commit and Crime and it's legal" day

A: I think I'm gonna go rob that bank
B: What? Bro you can't do that.
A: No it's ok, it's march 6th
B: Ok then

by hmcshizzle November 2, 2020

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

march 18

national kiss your bestfriend day

march 18 you kiss that mf

by tyhmähoro October 14, 2020

March 17

Your crush has to say yes to anything you ask them.

You: Wanna go on a date with me?

Him/ her: *sees it's March 17* yes

by Derick :D March 17, 2021