Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

by mgklover4lifelol September 7, 2021

Ghost Gumball Machine

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!

I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

by Zachary Andrew Taylor November 2, 2006

Machinegunkelly

A white rapper from Ohio who won a rapbattle against Eminem.

Killshot was bad, Machinegunkelly won for sure

by 420raphael69 April 2, 2020

jean machine

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

by ntl ben November 23, 2004

machine

anything more advanced than a pitchfork

guy1: thats sum machine

by roge May 8, 2005

austrian death machine

ultra brutal music that is kinda funny how it makes fun of arnold schwarzenegger

austrian death machine-broo-tal song idea "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"

by sk8comp November 3, 2008

gulp gulp machine 3000

The gulp gulp machine 3000 is something these hoes, whores, and sluts use because they can’t get any blowjobs.

GULP GULP MACHINE 3000
Is a object used as mouth of a sexy bitch (no offense women) to suck your 1 cm dick.

by That one kid in the front February 9, 2023