Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.
Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"
by TheDankMaster69 June 02, 2017
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your mom

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say
-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".
by beachbum303 November 24, 2010
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Welfare Mom

Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.
That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.
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antonios mom

Thighs as thick as oatmeal and sadly gave birth to a retard.
"She is so Antonios Mom"
by Mode3214 February 05, 2018
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mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.
"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."
by Lovekraft February 03, 2009
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Mom Scout

Mom Scout refers to a women who actively participates in Boy Scouts of America. Mom Scouts can serve as Committee members, Scoutmasters, or in any Troop position. Word orginated by Gary Blankenship to describe a coworkers role in scouting.
Thank Goodness the Mom Scouts came to the Fall Shooting Sports Weekend because the boys cooking skills are terrible.
by Mom Scout- Troop 151 September 17, 2008
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Mom Mood

A sudden, unexpected bipolar swing from your mother. She goes from being warm, friendly, generous, loving, and sweet to a quiet, pissed off beotch who drills you on personal details and gets angrier if you don't answer. Her hands may clasp behind her back in an obvious fashion. She'll respond with answers like "K" and "...very nice." Her intent is to make you feel like you have something to be sorry about even though you most likely did nothing.
We experienced heavy mom mood when I came home from the concert.
by Djsdj June 20, 2011
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