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Armstrong Middle School

A middle school in Plano, Texas filled with fake wanna-be drug dealers that claim fake gangs. Every few weeks the bathrooms are closed because some dummy tried selling drugs in there and got caught. Students fight at 8:00 in the morning. The counselors don't do shit there except change your classes and make half-assed speeches about mental health. They do have a pretty good sports and instrument team tho.
Kid 1: hey bro what middle school did you go to?
Kid 2: Armstrong Middle School
Kid 1: *books it*
by bedsheettoes January 29, 2021
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Ballyshannon Middle School

This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
Ballyshannon middle school is hell
by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021
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Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.
Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021
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Hays Middle School

Hays Middle School is known for the best middle school in prosper isd. Unlike Rogers and Reynolds, Hays is the best. Their education and athletic system is amazing and overall a great school.
Person from Rogers: What a school do you go to?
Someone from Hays: I go to Hays Middle School

Person from Rogers: Oh I wish I could go their your so lucky!
by Anonymouswrites-2021 September 16, 2021
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The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill
OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.
by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021
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Salyards Middle School

It's a fucking hell-hole, if you ever consider moving/coming to this school. DON'T...
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
Person 1- Hey bro, I'm going to go to school at Salyards middle school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
by Storm The Idiot March 31, 2022
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Colombia middle school

A middle school in Berkeley heights New Jersey. Every corner you turn there is a group of extremely white privileged kids. I could probably count 2 black kids in the whole school and the school lunches taste like dog ass. The pizza is so fucking dry and anything I eat there makes me want to kill myself. The new principal is very strict do not attend this school.
“Bro im going to Colombia middle school
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself
“Why”
“Too many crackers”
by Colombia hater April 4, 2022
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