Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs

sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs

by CacheXT November 1, 2006

MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

mexican trump

Trump but mexican

MEXICAN TRUMP!!!

by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

Mexican Blowjob

When the person giving the blowjob has just eaten something spicy so the receiver gets a slight burning sensation.

Maddi- Man, those Hot Cheetos are spicy
Tyler- Then get over here and give me a Mexican blowjob before your mouth isn't spicy anymore

by Ftp2001 April 16, 2017

Mexican Blowtorch

The act of taking a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol, puting it on a mans dick, and lighting it on fire

That bitch gave me a Mexican Blowtorch!

by speed racer947 June 11, 2006

Mexican dental floss

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.

Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!

by jac3 May 17, 2008