Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.

Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you

by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009

Matt Shelton

Born of man but was raised by wolfs, is very fast on the base path, and is amazing in bed. Also he has special powers they can be interpreted into many things such as "Eagle Powers" Also Matt Shelton's hair is a master piece it is called... THE MANE!

Wow there goes Matt Shelton stealing yet another base!

EAGLE POWA!

by Chaching12 August 23, 2011

matt p

sploof
and a kid with autism

have u met the matt p kid hes autitstic

by hereee June 7, 2017

matt james

sex god

matt james is an all-out sex god, and has a massive cock.

by yeah nar October 21, 2019

Matt Vicious

One of the sickest players the world's ever seen.

Damn that dudes <i>vicious</i> mayne.

by Matt Peters July 21, 2008

Matt Katz

The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.

Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?

Jim: No. That's for gays.

Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?

Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?

Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?

Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.

Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?

Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.

Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?

Matt Katz: Yea I do!

Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?

Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?

Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.

by Michael Romero February 9, 2008

Matt Perry

Someone who is characterized by territoriality of a television remote and someone who is really annoying and likes to be a jerk all the time to try and fit in

Stop being such a Matt Perry you wont make friends that way.

by Zombie51ayer October 6, 2010