That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
by lolcopter:) October 17, 2011
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Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.
Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.
Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...
Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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by rexxhott March 21, 2011
Get the Easy Mary mug.An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013
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by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020
Get the Queen Mary University mug.a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.
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"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."
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