Light post

when a guy is laying on a bed with his erect penis up and she jumps of a diving board and lands on him with her legs spread apart and his penis goes inside her vagina.

yo jerry, my girlfriend gave me the best light post ever.
jerry: thats lit dude!

by Abd al Alim May 1, 2018

light weight

meaning a little bit

"Do you like the song leave (get out) by jojo?"
"Light weight, it's ok."

by lil miss lani May 12, 2004

25 lighters

To hustle everyday in a effort to remove all of your stock and get paid accordingly.

25 lighters on my dresser/yes sir/I got to get paid.

(See the DJ DMD,FAT PAT,LIL' KEKE song "25 Lighters" for further guidence.

by The real Scotty-D February 18, 2008

light on the feet

a term describing male homosexuality. derogitory term.

John seems a little light on the feet.

by Raub January 27, 2005

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010

Bud Light Lime

A beer introduced by Anheuser Busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. This beer appeals to men who want to look like they're drinking beer when in fact they're drinking a Sprite in a beer can. This beer is for the guy who doesn't like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bud Light Lime was created for homosexuals who wanted to project the image that they were, "just one of the boys."

Mitch: I don't understand where all my Bud Light Limes went.
Aaron: I think all those fags on that boat next to us helped themselves. They wouldn't touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. Why do you drink that shit anyways?
Mitch: It's got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
Aaron: All I heard was, blah blah blah I'm a tiity baby.

by aaron85 June 18, 2010

lightbulb

a bald-headed white man

May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006