Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemon lesbian

And angry and abusive masculine lesbian who strictly only sucks pussy

Nikol: isn’t Emily still dating that chick?
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.

by Christoph undergarment the 4th January 9, 2025

monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021

lemon bumsicle

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

lemon taki guacamole nigga penis

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by daddy whigger February 13, 2024

Lemon

A device, usually mechanical, that is utterly unreliable and spends most of the time broken or just barely in a working state, and comes this way from the manufacturing line. (Strangely common word in the model train world).

Dude 1: Hey whaddyou think about the P/T Cruiser?
Dude 2: It’s a frickin’ lemon, man. Everybody knows that.

by YuxxyBoyo September 24, 2020

Lemon

Nick Name For Someones Name that starts with L

Yo lemon come here

by chujwdupie January 19, 2022