Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemon lesbian

And angry and abusive masculine lesbian who strictly only sucks pussy

Nikol: isn’t Emily still dating that chick?
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.

by Christoph undergarment the 4th January 9, 2025

Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

Fried lemon

(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.

Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

by Ashtonmilo June 12, 2018

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Lemon

A type of fanfiction that 11 year olds love to read

Mother- what it that you're reading?
11yo that was once innocent- just a lemon story about a demon butler and a 13 year old boy

by TheGreatPapyrus96 May 16, 2019

Lemon

A device, usually mechanical, that is utterly unreliable and spends most of the time broken or just barely in a working state, and comes this way from the manufacturing line. (Strangely common word in the model train world).

Dude 1: Hey whaddyou think about the P/T Cruiser?
Dude 2: It’s a frickin’ lemon, man. Everybody knows that.

by YuxxyBoyo September 24, 2020