Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Easy peasy lemon easy

When something is easy

Easy peasy lemon easy

by Ezpzlemonez July 1, 2017

Lemon

A person who makes a stupid mistake and is slow.

Dude your a lemon.

by DonCheadleisgod April 30, 2019

Slippery lemon

A term for describing a site which is high profile or useful.

"Hey! Have you been to www.hulagroove.co.uk yet? Its such a Slippery lemon!"

by Wikiman24144 February 4, 2010

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022