Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

Flag

Get the Kentucky Crunch mug.

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....

by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018

Flag

Get the Kentucky Dirt Bike mug.

kentucky fried dicken

When you use deep fry oil as lube in the Asshole

Man I gave Janet a Kentucky fried dicken last night

by Kentucky fried dicker May 31, 2018

Flag

Get the kentucky fried dicken mug.

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

Flag

Get the Kentucky Funnel Cake mug.

kentucky rodeo

Incestuous family. Sexual relationships between siblings either father/daughter, mother/son or all of the above.

Oh my God little Timmy looked like he was conceived in a Kentucky rodeo.

That family looks like the product of a Kentucky rodeo

Holy crap, this barn dance looks like a Kentucky rodeo

by Paramidget54 June 24, 2019

Flag

Get the kentucky rodeo mug.

You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.

- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!

- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!

by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019

Flag