On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.
That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.
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